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060109.1

Lexicon for Neo Cons (and want-to-bees)

Purpose

This is provided as a quick referencce for 1) the correct terms and phrases; 2) the terms and topics to be avoided (usually in red); 3) a guide for the newly (or revised) defined terms and phrases. 4( a guide to the satirical liberal terms For brevity sake, some initalisms are used, (in case you forget the meaning, just place the cursor over the initialism.

  • OLD - ObsoLete paleo-Definition
  • NEW -- Neo-Evolved Word (or term definition)
  • OFF -- Official Fictional Facts
  • CUTE -- our Clever Use of TErminology
  • CURE -- Commonly Used REsponse
  • ONO - - Of NO (real consequence)
  • NEVER - Never, Ever Voice or Even Respond
  • DAMNED - Demean Anybody (who) May NoticE the Deceptions.
  • LIES - Liberal Ineffectual Efforts at Satire
  • DECEIT - DEmeaning CharacterIzaTion
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Because of the sensitive nature of the material, it should not be accessible to real Christians, real Conservatives (economic and/or political.)

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Anecdotal Evidence
Evidence, normally strong enough to prompt official inquiry, investigation and legal proceedings, but seldom does when the government and/or its supporters are participants in the illegal activities.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof
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Bad Intelligence>
A CUTE phrase used to mask the real motives behind some aggressive action. Howeever, it is meant to refer to correctness of the conclusions, not a moral or legal judgemment of the way the intelligence was gathered, therefore illegal domestic spying is not Bad Intelligence.
NEW - CUTE - - CURE - see: You have no proof

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Benign Intervention
Similar to the widespread angelic habit of intervention in human affairs, but, here, refers to covert government or government sponsored intervention in otherwise Free Narkets, or in the internal affairs of other nations. Most interventions must be covert so that the illusion remain intact. They are considered benign if the results are favorable to us or our goals, regardless of the casualties. (This term is not in common use at present, but as more evidence of intervention becomes too great to ignore, it is the term to use.)
NEW - CUTE - - CURE - see: You have no proof

Budget Deficits
OLD - A condition considered irresponsible by paleo-Conservatives.
NEW - An acceptable condition to the neo-Conservatives. Besides, it is the fault of the non-military. bloated social programs, such as Social Security. and not the fault of the tax cuts, which actually increases revenues.
OFF - ONO -

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CPI
our CUTE way of hiding real inflation. Taking food & enery out of the calculations, and basing housing on rents instead of the price of houses really helps - thank you Newt.
OFF - ONO - NEW - see: neo-math

Christian
OLD - A person who follows the teachings of the Christ.
NEW - Any person who claims to be regardless of his ethics, morals, nor whether he belongs to any Church, nor even observes the Sabath in any way. Just claiming to be a Christian is enough to qualify.
see: Secular Christian

Christian Nation
A claim we make to secure the support of the Christian Right.
NEW - See neo-History , and Christian

Civil Liberties
OLD Freedoms that protect the individual from arbitrary government interference (as with the freedom of speech and movement).
NEW - Noble peace time concepts, but in times of conflict,(declared or otherwise), true patriots are willing to give up.
see: You have no proof

Conservative
OLD One who espouses a political philosophy based on tradition and social stability, stressing established institutions, and preferring gradual development to abrupt change.
NEW - A wealthy person who exploits the fears and predjudices of ignorant and uneducated individuals in order to further his own economic, social, and political interests.
for other definitions, see Conservative

Corporate Citizenship
OLD A term used (by corporations when they want to brag about their contribuions to social responsible causes, or their policies/actions which generally good for the community. There is nothing in the Constitution about this class of citizens, but they ave evolved in law as a means of limiting responsibility and shielding profits. .
NEW - In the neo-state they become the neo-lords, with less accountability to their subjects neo-serfs
see: You have no proof

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Debt-Houusehold
OLD A condition to be avoided and/or corrected.
NEW - This is really a good thing, since it boosts our retail sales, and thanks to neo-math , improves our GDP. And, besides, most of the debt is based on house equity, which will always be rising, and will never crash in the neo-economy.
NEVER - but ONO See - Housing Bubble.

Debt-National
This is our clever way of getting the Chinese commies to fund our tax cuts;
NEVER - but ONO

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Fascism
A philosophy or system of government that is marked by stringent social and economic control, a strong, centralized government usually headed by a dictator, and often a policy of belligerent nationalism." (From The American Heritage Dictionary)
NEVER - OLD see: neo-Fascism and and neo-political spectrum


'*** is fine and getting better'
A CUTE phrase applied to a situation which is not. Just plug in economy. unemployment or Iraq.
NEW - CUTE - - CURE - - see: You have no proof

Founding Fathers
OLD: - A group of true & learned patriots, who constructed our federated republic, based on the principles of individual freedoms, religious freedom, and limited government.
NEW - A group of devout Christians, who intended to create a Christian Nation, but forgot to include any mention of it in the Constitution they actually penned, without the aid of the internet.
see: You have no proof

FoxNews
The 'Fair & Balanced' patriots. It is another paradox that while they claim more people get their news from FoxNews than from any other source, the are still not part of the MSM .
OLD see: neo-news

Free Markets
OLD - A market where all exchanges are made without coercion; all trades are voluntary. A free market may be said to exist for exchange of a single pair of commodities (for example, money being freely exchanged for bananas at a mutually agreed upon ratio), or the term may be used to refer to an entire economy.
NEW A euphorism for a well managed markets that behaves according to the dictates of the benigh internations
see: neo-Market

Full Employment
OLD Full employment occurs when everyone in the economy who is willing to work have jobs.
NEW When unemployment rate is under 5% regardless of how that offical rate is calculated.
See unEmployment Report and neo-math

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GDP
Our way of proving that the economy is growing, by not counting where the products were actually produced.
OFF - CUTE - - ONO - NEW -

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Housing Bubble
A concept meant to scare people who have drawn debt heavily on the every rising equity in their homes. We all know there is no national bubble, only the occasional local bubblettes.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

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Illusions of Prosperity
This is critical to our continuing success. The primary measurements used are 1) Home values and 2) the portfolio/retirement values thus the need to (coveertly) manage those markets, and report optimistically. The stockmarket indices are keys to keeping the illusion of the latter intact, and if one's portfolio is not keeping up, it is not our fault, you made bad choices. This similar to the idea, that if you have lost your job, it is not our fault, you made bad choices, because everybody knows we are at Full Employment
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: See Prosperity

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landed gentry
OLD Titled hereditary nobles whose principal income was the rent and dues that came to them from the tenant farmers of their huge estates.
NEW - Untitled hereditary (i.e., much more democratic) nobles whose principal income is from dividends & (professionally traded) stock that comes to them from corporations in their huge potfolios. There are three classes, 1) those with huge potfolios; 2) those who manage the huge potfolios; and 3) those who manage the hugh corporations (and get hugh salaries, plus bonuses.) The ranking as nobles is determined by the value of their potfolios.
see: neo-lords and neo-eonomy

liberal
The opposition, and the cause most of society's ills. To add insult, never capitalize the the initial letter
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - -

John Locke
OLD: A British philospher who wrote about natural laws, property & captialism based on competition, before the days of labor markets and the modern form of corporations, when the means of production was ub tbe hands of individuals. He apparntly was a significant influence on our Founding Fathers
NEW: - The economic conservatives love to refer to this guy, as well as Adam Smith. But very few people know about his ideas and the enviroment in which he expressed them. So feel free to use him in your defense of our positions regarding Free Markets
see: You have no proof

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Manifest Destiny
A phrase used by leaders and politicians in the 1840s to explain continental expansion by the United States -- revitalized a sense of "mission" or national destiny for many Americans.
OLD see: You have no proof See neofest destiny.

Mission Accomplished
This phrase is no longer used.
NEVER was CUTE - CURE - - See Bad Intellignece.

MBS
An intialism for Mortgage backed Security, such as those issued by Ginnie Mae and Freddie Mac. also called mortgage-backed certificate. Buying these is one of the ways that the Chinese commies us happy, and our interest rates low, their curreny undervalue, the cheap stuff at Walmart cheap. This is a good deal all around.
see: neo-markets (real estate)

MSM
An initialism for 'Main Stream Media' - Meant to distinquish FoxNews from most (liberal) news sources, such as NYTimes, the Washington Post, CNN, etc..
CUTE - - CURE - - - See FoxNews and neo-News

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neo-????
With the exception of neo-Conservative, a pejorative prefix, meant to deride our attempts to correct the evils of the world. However, some of the terms are useful among fellow neo-cons and to this lexicon to explain what the critics mean.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

neo-apologist
An attempt to demean people who are attempting to justify our positions & policies.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

neo-denial
An attempt to mock our clever 1) use of langauge and/or 2) ignoring the obvious.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

neo-economy
A term applied to the non-existent problems of the current (as well as the future) economy.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

neo-fact
A term to discredit official facts using neo-math It also is used in neo-history.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

neo-Fascism
Is the term used to describe a range of groups emerging after the Second World War that display significant elements of Fascism, Never to be confused with neo-Conservativism, which under the neo-political spectrum, with Fascism being on the other end with the liberals, socialists, and commies.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

neofest Destiny
A phrase not used by leaders and politicians at the turn of the 21st century to explain global expansion by the United States -- revitalized a sense of "mission" or national destiny for many Americans. An updated Manifest Destiny.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

neo-feudalism
A term used to denote the neo-economy.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

neo-history
to discredit our revisions of history to make it accomodate our other claims. Imagine anybody objecting to the neo-facts that all our Founders were devote Christians and their intent was to create a Christian Nation.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

neo-lords
In the neo-economy, those who manage and/or hold major interests in the sruviving consolidated corporate citizens.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: landed gentry, neo-economy

neo-king
The titular head of the party who is selected and elected by the wisermen, who really determine policy.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

neo--markets
An attempt to mock our covert modifications to John Locke's orignal concept. which depended on competition. The revisions are dependent on which market one is addressing The common threads (of our revisions) among these markets are to 1) limit competition to a manageable number of sellers (large corporations); 2) covertly manage the supply and prices; 3) keep the Locke illusion of it being being Free (and unmanaged) and therefore a good thing.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: (Commdities), (Equities), and (Fuures & Options)

neo--market (Commodities)
Implying that these markets are covertly managed by some sort of cartels, which we are all know is bad, (as in the case of OPEC.) However, the growing anecdotal evidence of some commoditites, such as Gold & Silver still can be dismissed by declaring YO HAVE NO PROOF.. However, these are Benign Interventions in order to keep the Dollar strong.
>NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

neo--market (Equities)
Implying that these markets are covertly managed,(at least the major indices) in order to keep the illusion of prosperity intact. The anecdotal evidence is when for no apparent reason or news, first in the Futures & Options market, and traders (not investors) chase/drag the equity indices upward.(100 point (upward) swings in DOW, are not uncommon) This changes trading momemtum, but only indirectly the underlaying investor sentiment.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

neo--market (Futures & Options)
These markets are important because they push the Equities indices up and the commodies down, but create and illusion of possitive sentiment. This lierally. is the tail that wags the dog.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

neo-market (Reai Estate)
An attempt to deride the consolidation within our real estate lending market, where Freddy & Fannie have become the Walmarts to the retailers of household debt (instead of selling, these walmarts are one stop buyers of debt.) Again, this is a good thing, since the risk can be passed onto a few big guys, via MBS, and the retailers of Debt can quickly sell that debt and go on issuing new deblt. Having a few big (buyers) of debt makes it much easier to manage & control, and hide any problems. Even if (or when) the Chinese commies stop funding Freddy & Fannie, the Fed can easily bail them out. (But that will never happen, because there is no Housing Bubble ) Plus, it imakes an S&L crisis much less likely, and when it happens, much easier to clean up.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

neo-market (Retail)
An attempt to deride the consolidation within our retail sector, and demise of the small, independent shop keeper. Again, this is a good thing to happen, since the big guys can buy & sell cheap things cheaper, and fudge their reporting to even make it look better. It makes oversight cheaper, since there are fewer retailers,and even suggests the possibility of eliminating of such oversight altogether. As long as we can perserve the myth of competition, further consolidation in this sector is welcome.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

neo-Math
An attempt to ridicule the way we creatively derive our economic reports, and even our reporting of the military casualties..
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: Full Employment and unEmployment Report and CPI and GDP

neo-news
An ttempt to discredit the patriots at FoxNews
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - - see: You have no proof

neoxymoron
A perversion of an unrecognized term used to suggest we accept, without thought, terms such as "Neo-Conservatism", "secular Christian", "honorable deception", as if we were morons. Those terms are not real morons nor are we, for rejecting them as such.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: and neo-logic

neo-political spectrum
an attempt to discredit our revision of the paleo-political spectrum in moving Fascism from its position to the right of Conservativism, to the far left, over with socialism & communism .
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: Political Spectrum

neo-serfs
In the current economy, the millions of illegals who always face a potential deporation if they complain; In the future neo-economy. Paleo-citizens who will be but vassals to the neo-lords (large corporations)
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

neo-state
A future state of affairs, ruled by an oligarchy (wisermen) with a neo-king, formally known as the President (much like the monarchy in Great Britain) with neo-lords a.k.a. Coerporate Citizens managing the economy and the welfare of their neo-serfs The Paleo-citizens will be but vassals to the neo-lords.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

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Oxymoron
OLD - - a combination of contradictory terms, also considered a paradox.
NEW - A moronic term, not in our vocabulary.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: neoxymoron

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Political Spectrum
OLD: Communism - Socialism - Liberalism - Conservitism - Monarchy/Fascism
NEW: - Fascism - Communism - Socialism - liberalism - Conservitism - Monarchy
outre - - Communism - Socialism - liberalism - Conservitism - Neo-Conservitism/Fascism
see: Fascism, neo-Fascism, and Fascism neo-political spectrum

Prosperity
OLD: - an economic state of real growth with rising profits real full employment
NEW: - an economic state of official growth with rising profits and official full employment
see: Illussion of Prospertiy

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Secular Christian
A term manufactured by liberals to demean real Christians, by implying they are faking it.
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - -- See Christian

Social Security
OLD: - A program of the federal government that provides retirement income, health care for the aged, .....
NEW: - A bloated welfare program which is a real drain on our government & economy, and we plan to privatize it.
see: neo-economy

Dr. Leo Strauss
The godfather of neoconservatism, who can never be acknowledged because of his advocating deception.
NEVER -

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Trade Gap
This is our clever way of getting the Chinese commies to fund our budget deficits.n
OFF - CUTE - - ONO - NEW - See: You have no proof

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Umbrage
OLD a feeling of anger caused by being offended; "he took offence at my question"
NEW - A term used only by whinny, indigent liberals, not in our vocabulary, real men just get even or ....
see: neo-denial and You have no proof

UnEmployment Report
Our CUTE way of showing we are fully employed, by adjusting the number in the workforce to make official rate under 5%.
OFF - CUTE - - ONO - NEW - -- See Full Employment and neo-math

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wisermen
Those in the inner circles of Neo-conservativism and make all important decisions, incluing the selection of the neo-king. (the term is never to be capitalized, since we are quite modest, and wise to wish to be undetected, if not invisible)
NEVER - - DAMNED - LIES - DECEIT - - see: You have no proof

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"You have no proof"
Our way of dismissing Anecdotal Evidence
CUTE - - CURE - - See: Anecdotal Evidence

Because of the sensitive nature of the material, it should not be accessible to real Christians, real Conservatives (economic and/or political,) academic historians, etc, hence the request to provide the additional data (below.)